To be sung to the tune of ‘i kissed a girl and i like it’…
‘I deleted 269 unread facebook messages today and i liked it”
‘I left 48 facebook groups who bombard me with spam every day, and i liked it’
‘i’m thinking about deleting all non-real-friends/non-blog-friends who i don’t know in one way or another…and i’ll like it’
okay, so the last sentence can’t be sung to the tune of ‘i kissed a girl and i like it’ but i don’t care.
Do i really need 500 facebook friends, many of whom are people i don’t actually know?
Does it validate me to have hundreds of friends i have never so much as even had an msn conversation with?
Is this some kind of popularity contest? Having the most friends (who aren’t really friends) = Mr/Mrs Popular ?
Do i need to know who got it together/broke up with whoever/ bought a vegetable for someone’s cyber vegetable garden/stopped being friends with someone/grant a friend request only to have the person delete me (game player huh. thought so. you should know better) discover that i have 5 secret admirers whose names will be revealed to me if i only click the blahblahblah application button/that someone sent me a dancing mushroom plant gift…
and that whole ‘see who visits your profile page most’ application sucks big time 😉
I’m just saying.
I think i’m f(acebook) (m)axed out.