I have just been informed by a sauce source close to me, that it is a little known fact that 97% of Baked Beans are consumed by the British.
What is wrong with you non-Brit people!!!
Baked beans may have the unfortunate side affect of inducing the passing of gas, but they are healthy, wholesome, versatile, filling and economical. What self respecting person wouldn’t want to partake of 4 rounds of hot buttered toast and a nice big pile of Baked Beans for their lunch?
They’re better for you than any microwave meal, ready to eat in only a few minutes, they can be eaten hot or cold (i like them both ways) and they are very tasty.
I’m mystified that only 3% of the world population, excluding the UK…and that is a LOT of world populaton….. do not eat Baked Beans.
What was that you said?
You think i’m taking this a bit seriously?
So come on, explain yourselves you non-consumers-and-partakers-of-Baked-Beans!